I may have just found my favourite article on wikipedia:


"A puddle is generally small enough for an adult to step over, shallow enough to walk through, and too small to traverse in a boat or raft. Puddles can be a source of fascination for children, as well as attracting other small wildlife."

"In military terminology, puddles are "liquid terrain obstacles deprived of tactical importance""

Who knew? It's so deadpan, I love it.

1 comment:

  1. "too small to traverse in a boat or raft"

    hahaha well that cleared that up.

    This would make a great series of shorts. Animation based on the funnest wiki articles, with deadpan narration. Be well funny.